the correct plural version of ‘fish’ is ‘hella fish’
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
I love the tiny vertical labret. That’s really cute.
Turn the lights off, carry me home
I miss them so much.
I lyke dat. It’s gross.
OH MY GOD STOP IT
- The chicken dinner option was overcooked
- The maid of honor’s toast went on for freaking ever!
- Put up at a Best Western WAY outside town
- Black-tie? (K. And who do I send my Men’s Warehouse bill to?)
- The wedding band didn’t know “Brown Eyed Girl”
- Or “I Gotta Feeling”
- No sangria at the bar
- Zero hot bridesmaids
- Literally. NO sangria.
- Ended early
Okay I love Jack Nicholson
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